So you've found our website. More than likely, you're already a "Certified Fat Ass"... Now, before you go getting your panties in a wad, let us tell you what GetOffYourFatAss.com (Goyfa for short) is all about.

First, what we are not. We are not a "Hate" site. We don't hate ANYONE. This includes overweight people... this site is not a dig at you. We are not a SPAM site. We dislike spam, so if you're getting lots of mail from our site, kindly contact us, and we will make every attempt to block email from being sent to you from our site. Most importantly we are not a site to be taken seriously. Those are the things that we are not.

Now, what we are... is fun. We like to make fun of the lazy nature of people in general. We're all lazy. All of us. Not you, you say? I bet you didn't make your bed this morning. Oh you did? Well, what about that one time you slept in last month? Wasn't that a tad bit lazy?

Either way, all of us at one time or another needs to be told to get off of our ass and get something done. We thought this site was a creative way to do just that... so feel free to let your friends, your co-workers, and your family know that its time to...